Where to find Emo?

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There are many places where you can find Emos. But here are a couple of places for them to be founded.

* Skate park – or as they call in MySpace – SC8 Park.
* Local music shop – they even bye records sometimes.
* Gate-way.
* In dark corners smoking the cigarettes and throwing hair every 3-4 minutes.
* Hot Topic and near shops. To go through this area you need gas-mask and ear-plugs. Don’t ask me why, just do it!
* Back room – make sure that it is Emo, or you can be loved or beaten by Got, it depends on sex. Something, like that. Boys and girls are not fastidious. Everything what their arms can catch is good, till it is white. Gots are hidden fascists; they will be going to organize fascistic student’s government at your University.
* Bookstore – because Emo like to read Manga and to watch Anime. It is dangerous to distract Emo from reading; he can use a razor from his pocket, to cut somebody, but himself. But some simple fighting exercises can make them to hurt themselves, so make our world cleaner without one of these small trashes.
* On a concert – they stand motionless. You hear a constant roar. In the 1997th one Emo began to shake his head. Later he was disturbed by official Emos and Gots and a half of UN.
* May be they are hiding in virtual world on MySpace, putting their photos on every page, showing how unique they are.
* In public WC they are also hiding there and sing ABBA’s songs, be sure using WC’s. Throw a wet toilet paper, to make them to go out and to stop singing.
* You can find them in the park on children’s swing. It is funny to through one of them from the swing.
* Dangerfield and the others supermarkets.
* Local avenues in its great number. Avoid it in any possible way. If you should go there by any reason don’t forget about gas-attack of avenue. If it helped to fascists so it helps to you! As everybody is dead you can profit by their property. You are lucky if there are Vikings and Goons.
* Their bathrooms, if not so their friends’ bathrooms.
* In Town hall in Sidney, at the station Flinders in Melbourne in Australia together with a friend smoking a bilberry cigarette. Don’t be afraid of attack on them, nothing must stop you!
* On filled page of your notebook, because they killed themselves. Look, page has a small cutting line, use it!
* Hiding on backyard of adults’ clubs, hopeless trying to find any rests of food or alcohol.
* I your stepfather’s store-room, where the knifes are keeping. Don’t worry if there is Michael Jackson.